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canoncompliantlestat:

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well?

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wickedwonderlandd:

lmaonade:

girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

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donna-wants-to-be-an-alien:

jinxedshot:

This is ✨️perfect!✨️

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drchucktingle:

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After a cloudquake wakes George in the middle of the night, he hops onto the social media platform Twiddor in search of information. Unfortunately, instead of emergency services, all George can find are scam accounts and bots posing as the Billings news media to sell cryptocurrency. The strange part is, these are all verified accounts with an official blue checkmark.

George soon discovers that Elon Mork, the head of Twiddor, has eliminated all verified checkmarks and installed a program called Twiddor Blue, providing verification to anyone who pays for it. This chaos has prompted many to start banning every blue checkmark account they see, and George quickly joins in.

But things get strange when a crying dinosaur comes knocking on Georgeโ€™s door in the dead of night. Itโ€™s Elon Mork, and heโ€™s begging George to like him.

This important tale is 4,200 words of a needy T-Rex billionaire grappling with the fact that heโ€™s a loser and nobody likes him. There is no sex, but there is plenty of satisfying catharsis.

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new tingler NOT POUNDED BY TWIDDOR CHECKMARKS BECAUSE I BLOCKED EVERY PERSON WHO HAS ONE, DESPITE ELON MORK STANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT CRYING AND BEGGING ME TO JOIN TWIDDOR BLUE out now on amazon or patreon

Your god may work quick, but Chuck Tingle works quicker

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tomendthesun:

tomendthesun:

do you think the porn bots ever accidentally message each other and end up in an endless loop of sending each other virus links

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[ID: #in a way. this too is yuri- /end ID]

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notemily:

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In case you wanted to know how the demise of Verification over on Twitter was going

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rathistory:

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I like shadow and bone a normal amount

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lady-raziel:

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tucker DOWN

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animentality:

The blue check is a public stoning, this is incredible.

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